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Title 標題茶酒論The Dispute of Tea and Wine
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The scholar 書生暫問茶之與酒,兩個誰有功勛?Let us ask Tea and Wine: of the two, who has the greater merit?
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Tea 茶百草之首,萬木之花Chief of the hundred herbs, flower of the ten thousand trees.
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Wine 酒自古至今,茶賤酒貴From ancient times to now, tea is cheap and wine is noble!
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Tea 茶浮梁歙州,萬國來求Fuliang and Shezhou: ten thousand nations come seeking!
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Tea 茶飲之語話,能去昏沉。供養彌勒,奉獻觀音Drink it as you talk, and it clears away drowsiness. It is offered to Maitreya and to Guanyin.
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Wine 酒三文一壺,何年得富?Three coins a pot: when will you ever get rich?
Wine 酒一日打卻十杯,腹脹又同衙鼓Ten cups a day, and your belly swells like a yamen drum!
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Tea 茶狀上只言粗豪酒醉,不曾有茶醉相言The charge sheet only ever says ‘rowdy and drunk on wine’. It never says ‘drunk on tea’!
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Narrator 旁白兩家正爭人我,不知水在旁邊While the two argued, they never noticed Water standing beside them.
Water 水茶不得水,作何相貌?酒不得水,作甚形容?Tea without water, what would you look like? Wine without water, what shape would you take?
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Water 水酒店發富,茶坊不窮。長為兄弟,須得始終May wine shops prosper and teahouses never be poor. Be brothers, from beginning to end.
Narrator 旁白若人讀之一本,永世不害酒顛茶瘋Read this once, and you will never suffer wine madness or tea frenzy.
Chinese lines are taken, shortened, from the text of 茶酒論; the English versions are Tea Chapter's own.









